Eat a Dick - Hilarious Prank Gift - Anonymous Chocolate Penis - Gag gift

Description

Perfect Gag Gift- Anonymously send someone a chocolate penis for their birthday, wedding, or just a good laugh.
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Organic milk Chocolate Penis for all your funny pranks, bachelorette parties, or just a good gag gift!
The perfect gift for the prankster in your life that likes a good joke.
Choose to send it to them anonymously, with a custom card (extra) or send it to yourself and give it to your recipient yourself!
This perfect little chocolate can add to any bride's maid gift basket for the jokers that are closest to your heart
Gluten Free, nut free (no pun intended), and certified Kosher, these four ounce girthies are perfect for your next practical joke, gag gift, or adult party.
Shipped anonymously from out warehouse in San Diego, Ca and guaranteed to be in the mail with 48 hours of order!
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We offer USPS First Class (3-5 day) and Priority Mail (2-3) day shipping. We ship to US Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to certain countries.
Please read our store policy and shipping information before you purchase. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
****Purchase comes with chocolate in an insulated shipping pouch with ice pac during summer for free!!!*****.
Please note the dimensions are of the entire package. The chocolate is five ounces of solid chocolate with dimensions of 5 x 2 x 2
Giving and receiving birthday gifts from our families and friends is always a good thing, especially on birthday occasions. That's why we at Dick at Your Door have come with a new unique way to give birthday gifts. Instead of a real gift, we allow you to anonymously send a gorgeous chocolate dick as a birthday gift to your friends or colleagues.
The birthday gag gift is made of milk chocolate which comes in a customized birthday box for anyone you want to wish them. It can be your brother or wife, best friend, or colleague from work who is celebrating their birthday. It's an excellent way to tell them 'happy birthday'.
We are an anonymous company; therefore, when you place your order, you can be sure your identity will be concealed. Especially during this lockdown period, you can have fun enjoying our anonymous birthday gag gifts. Simply place your order and provide us with the address. We will deliver it up to the recipient, without revealing your identity on the day of their birthday.
One thing that is always good with our company is that we deliver up to anywhere you want. Yes! From our warehouse in southern California, we make deliveries to area within US territories, military addresses, Canada, and outside the US to most countries. You can deliver it to birthday parties of friends, colleagues or your spouse. Shipping usually takes 1-3 days to process, and the package always reaches on time.
One good thing about us Dick at your door, is we provide with affordable birthday gag gifts to our potential customers. The happy birthday box is sold at a price of only .99. Cost of shipping the package is free; therefore, it is affordable and pocket friendly.
• Design – It is designed as a happy birthday box gift to give to a friend or a colleague. It comes in a specially designed birthday box, and it is made of milk chocolate shaped like a dick. It is relatively small.
• Anonymous – The best thing about our product is it's anonymous. You only provide us with mail address of the recipient, and we ship it anonymously from our warehouse.
• Convenience and shipping - Even though our warehouses are located in California, we make delivery anywhere in US territories, military addresses, Canada, and most countries outside the US. Once the order is placed, it takes 1-3 business days for it to be processed and it is delivered on time form our southern California warehouse.
• Cost – The cost of the package is relatively low and pocket friendly at only .99. Shipment is free and therefore, affordable to all.
• Customer service – We have an excellent and reliable customer service provisions for our customers for questions.
We also provide you with contacts to reach our customer service providers. You can track the progress of your package by calling and asking questions through our customer service providers. To ensure the gag gift has reached its intended destination.
We recommend you to place an order for your friends or colleagues and have them receive a happy birthday box, with a milk chocolate dick at their doorstep. Cheer up the birthday party with this gag gift and have an unforgettable moment with friends.