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Funny Marriage License Bachelorette Bachelor Party Wedding Gag Gift Certificate

Funny Marriage License Bachelorette Bachelor Party Wedding Gag Gift Certificate

$ 4.21

Availability: 40 in stock
  • Brand: Loftus
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • MPN: Does Not Apply
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Seller
  • Occasion: Bachelor/Bachelorette Party
  • Theme: marriage
  • Refund will be given as: Money Back
  • Type: Marriage License Joke Gag Gift
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
  • Restocking Fee: 10%
  • Condition: New

    Description

    Marriage License
    Great Bachelorette-Bachelor Party Gag gift.
    Printed on light weight card stock.
    9 x 11 inches. Can be framed(not included) or given as is.
    Names and date can be filled in.
    Then it reads as follows:
    The husband, hence forth known as "the Slave," will turn over all worldly possessions to the wife, who will be known to all as "The Master." The Slave will forfeit all his personal property including his masculine deodorant, gaming systems, and loose change to The Master. The Slave shall not complain about holes in socks, burnt toast, torn underwear, mother-in-law, TV dinners, or Master with a headache. The Master , in turn , will allow The Slave an occasional touch on special occasions, feed him fresh fruit once a month, and scratch him where he cannot reach.
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