Novelty Spot Cow Tail Thermometer Fake Weather Report Practical Joke Gag Gift

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Novelty Spot Cow Tail Thermometer
More accurate than most television weathermen, this novelty spotted cow and tail keeps it simple. A great gag gift, this fake thermometer reads: "WEATHER WATCH If the tail is Hot - Sunny Wet - It's Rainy Wiggling - It's Windy Missing - HEAD FOR the CELLAR!!" A painted cartoon cow is centered on this wooden block with a piece of twine acting as the tail. Just feel the cow's tail and let it tell you the weather on any day. Give this funny thermometer as a gag gift to friends or family members who appreciate a good practical joke. Give yourself a current weather report you can count on with this novelty thermometer and stick it to those inaccurate TV meteorologists. Novelty weather report measures approximately 5 1/2" long, 2 1/2" wide, 1/2" thick, and ships brand new with our 100% customer satisfaction guarantee.
Fake Weather Report Practical Joke Gag Gift
More accurate than most television weathermen, this novelty spotted cow and tail keeps it simple
A painted cartoon cow is centered on this wooden block with a piece of twine acting as the tail
Give this funny thermometer as a gag gift to friends or family members who appreciate a good practical joke
Let this funny novelty gift give you an accurate current weather report
Fake weather report measures approximately 5 1/2" long, 2 1/2" wide, 1/2" thick
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