"My Life" Just For Gals - Fun 4 x 5 Sign -Fridge Magnet -Funny Sign -Sku# 4110

Description

Powerful Funny Fridge Sign for the "Ladies"
These funny magnets are lots of fun. They are sure to cause lots of conversation where ever you place them. E
ach
4
" x 5"
Fridge Sign is die-cut with rounded corners and is perfect to use on refrigerators, cabinets, lockers or any metal surface at home, office, school or anywhere.
These magnets really hold!!
Text of the magnet reads:
"On TV today I found out that I'm actually worth a fortune. I've got silver in my hair, gold in my teeth; stones in my kidneys; lead in my feet and gas in my stomach. I may be a little older and some changes have come into my life, but frankly, I'm still a pretty exciting "Gal". I'm currently seeing five men every day. Just as I wake up, Will Power helps me out of bed and then I go see John. A little later, Charlie Horse comes along and when he leaves, Arthur Ritis spends the rest of the day with me. He doesn't like to stay in one place long, so we go from joint to joint. After such a busy day I'm more than happy to climb in bed with Ben Gay - what an exciting life I have! Just the other day the Preacher stopped by said that at my age I might start thinking about the hearafter. I told him that wasn't a problem ... I do it all the time. No matter where I am, in the bedroom, kitchen, den or sometimes in the yard ...
I'll stop and ask myself and ask - What am I here After?
"
We make these magnets
right here in our southwestern workshop just like we have been doing since 1977. Constructed of paper and poster board so it is only for indoor use.
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Note: Photo shows the Front and Back
of a
pair of Signs for product illustration. Only one sign is shipped per purchase.
Item is made in the USA and is copyrighted with all rights reserved